Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. baslim_the_begger

    baslim_the_beggerGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    It’s not real if it’s not been texted!

  2. Downundergirl

    Downundergirl said, 2 months ago

    WLY - U R G8!

  3. Grog

    GrogGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    I can live without it.

  4. artybee

    artybee said, 2 months ago

    I’ll bet it’s already been done for real. Sad.

  5. It Wasn't Me

    It Wasn't MeGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Do we want to know about the honeymoon?

  6. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, 2 months ago

    I’m sure they “typed it in”, LuvH8.

  7. Sheik Yerbouti

    Sheik Yerbouti said, 2 months ago

    It’s nice to see that all the members of the congregation have smart phones and are receiving the texts from the bride, the groom, and the minister. It’s not often that you find a large group of people that’s “all thumbs”.

  8. RussellNash

    RussellNash said, 2 months ago

    It looks like they were giving out iPads at the door. Why don’t I ever get invited to these types of weddings?

  9. twinsnake_coatl

    twinsnake_coatl said, 2 months ago

    I’m surprised they’re not using their avatars.

  10. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, 2 months ago

    They need to be wearing earbuds to hear the music,.

  11. ses1066

    ses1066 said, 2 months ago

    Hey that means all of this is archived now - pure gold for the future divorce negotiations. Of course I am such a cynic, I am sure that this will be a ‘lasting’ marriage!

  12. lakita_lover

    lakita_lover said, 2 months ago

    Oh dear god! I know it’s just a comic but sometimes I worry the world is moving in this direction. Face to face communication isn’t what it used to be.

  13. Barbaratoo

    BarbaratooGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Reminds me of a little game we used to play with letters for autograph books:

    O I C U R 2 Good 4 Me

    btw, luv ths strp W

  14. HowieL

    HowieL said, 2 months ago

    …text now or forever hold your peace…

  15. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, 2 months ago

    DEVO was right.

  16. cdward

    cdward said, 2 months ago

    I’ve heard of churches where they have a screen that shows parishioners’ tweets about the sermon.

  17. Uberbunny

    Uberbunny said, 2 months ago

    I’m wondering if the bride & groom have EVER looked each other in the face.

  18. BloomCo

    BloomCo said, 2 months ago

    Couldn’t all the guests have just stayed home and watched it over the Internet?

  19. locoboilerguy

    locoboilerguy said, 2 months ago

    I needed a cheer up. Thanks Wiley.

  20. twright64

    twright64 said, 2 months ago

    Let’s get back to the barricaded shed, I’m curious enough to open it myself!

  21. RichardSRussell

    RichardSRussell said, 2 months ago

    Totally lacks realism. Bride would have typed “me2”.

  22. BassManDSM

    BassManDSM said, 2 months ago

    @LuvH8 - that honeymoon - probably practicing safe text.

  23. g6793

    g6793 said, 2 months ago

    “safe text”??! Roflmao

  24. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 2 months ago

    Are they mute while they use the iPads to communicate? Weird!

    LOLs!

  25. poohbear8192

    poohbear8192Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Seen forty years ago at a road-side cafe.

    AB! CDRC!

    LMNORC!

    OSMR! CMPN?

  26. MatureCanadian

    MatureCanadian said, 2 months ago

    poohbear - I learned it as follows

    AB! CD GOLDFISH? ‘L MNO GOLDFISH
    OSAR GOLDFISH!

    ‘Fraid I don’t remember the rest, but thanks for the memory!

    Wiley, I fear this is the way we are going (says I as I type on my lonely computer!)

    Great art….thanks Wiley

  27. treered

    treered said, 2 months ago

    so how do they make iKids?

  28. whitecarabao

    whitecarabao said, 2 months ago

    A dialog in a diner about 60 years ago:
    FUNEX?
    SVFX
    UFNEM?
    SVFX
    OK,LFMNX.

    Translation:
    Have you any eggs?
    Yes we have eggs.
    You have any ham?
    Yes we have ham.
    Okay, I’ll have ham and eggs.

  29. Garey Mckee

    Garey MckeeGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    And they’ll all show up on www.textsfromlastnight.com

  30. cseverin

    cseverin said, 2 months ago

    Siiiiiiiiiiiiigh!!

    It’s a sign ‘o the times, fer sure! Well done, Wiley! Kind of makes me cringe, but, well done.

  31. joseph_allen2020

    joseph_allen2020 said, 2 months ago

    i have heard that divorce can be done just by texting, somewhere in the middle east.. you’re just a tweet away.. b’coz, a journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.. if ever you get caught up in a web of lies, just always remember that the truth will still set you free.. sometimes reality bytes by the dozen, in bits of zeros and ones.. love is love is nothing without you, love is love is everything you do..

  32. vldazzle

    vldazzle said, 2 months ago

    The way the world is going, I’m becoming glad that I’m in my last decade or two… I find things JUST TOO unnerving. I was always on the cutting edge of things until they started getting SOO small while my eyes were getting into my 60s and 70s. I still only put on magnifiers for close work or reading indoors (bright sun- none needed). Now I keep just one land line for FAX and TiVo as well as phone and I have a PC with Vista and lots of power for CAD and video edits, but I’ll stick to books that I can read in the garden sun (many used from Alibris and Amazon -no Kindle or Ipad for me ;-)

  33. Garey Mckee

    Garey MckeeGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Ironic that technology detractors are reading and commenting on Wiley’s strip on the internet.

  34. lindz.coop

    lindz.coopGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Divorce can be done by leaving the shoes outside the door in some cultures – his shoes.

  35. Barbaratoo

    BarbaratooGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Garey McKee - It’s because for some of us it’s the only way to get our comic fixes. Our local papers don’t carry good ones! I would love to see Mutts on GoComics.

  36. Garey Mckee

    Garey MckeeGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Mutts is on Comics.com

    But you’re right, with the dwindling comics pages in newspapers stuggling to stay afloat, this is the only place to find all of your favorite comics!