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1. 

   rayannina said, about 1 month ago

   And later, they all stood around his casket saying, “now that’s a real man!”

2. 

   Al said, about 1 month ago

   Actually, I think they would just say, there is the newest Darwin awardee

3. 

   watcha said, about 1 month ago

   Look mom, no hands!

4. 

   durtclaw said, about 1 month ago

   Hey Clyde, y’all gots ta see this stu……….

5. 

   madKanga said, about 1 month ago

   But that doesn’t happen to a real man

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   Lewreader said, about 1 month ago

   Give me a match, I can’t see where the gas is coming from

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   glslightning said, about 1 month ago

   Women outlive men because they marry men, but men marry women!!!

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   Hugh B. Hayve said, about 1 month ago

   Right next to the one that says “Hold my beer…watch this!”

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   Avolunteer said, about 1 month ago

   @glsighting; it has been well documented that married men live longer than single men; maybe because they aren’t trying to do stupid things to “impress” a potential mate?

10. 

    jelzap said, about 1 month ago

    There’s nothng wrong with this soup….

11. 

    Richard said, about 1 month ago

    Men are raised by, and learn from, their mothers.

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    Ji2m said, about 1 month ago

    In Chattanooga TN recently, one man lost a $5 bet when he was swept away as he attempted to swim across a ditch flooded with rainwater runoff.

    True story and my nominee for this year’s Darwin Award.

13. 

    CogentModality said, about 1 month ago

    What if it’s just a comment on how to die like a man?

14. 

    BC13 said, about 1 month ago

    I think most men are just nagged to death…and they want to leave early.

15. 

    dawg55 said, about 1 month ago

    I did it MY way

16. 

    grazer said, about 1 month ago

    “Why call an expensive electrician when a cheap screwdriver can do the very same th….”

17. 

    mllamm said, about 1 month ago

    “Look, it’s easy… it’s only 2 screws…” (4 hours later, still trying to repair the damage done :)

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    JanCinVV said, about 1 month ago

    mllamm: We just had a homebuyer complain about a water leak in his new home - turns out he punctured the line himself when he hung a picture on the wall with screws. Could just as easily been an electrical line as the water line….

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    Dracip said, about 1 month ago

    Avolunteer, are you sure it doesn’t just seem longer?

20. 

    cholldekkgher stenst... said, about 1 month ago

    “Where’s that water leak coming from? Let me turn this light on so I can s……….”
    Whoops, a problem.

21. 

    Doctor Toon said, about 1 month ago

    I tend to like to claim that I am not a typical man, yet I have done some pretty stupid things that I’m sure were testosterone driven.

22. 

    Dracip said, about 1 month ago

    At a small lake in Florida; “Hey, come on in the water’s fi…

23. 

    Carmy said, about 1 month ago

    Of course I know what I’m doing…

24. 

    Potrzebie said, about 1 month ago

    Anybody can fix a roof….

25. 

    treered said, about 1 month ago

    read the instructions? no one reads the instructions.

26. 

    Guilden_NL said, about 1 month ago

    ….he lets his wife drive him there…..

27. 

    Trebor39 said, about 1 month ago

    I’m not worried about this riptide, I’m a strong swi….

28. 

    eric.noddy said, about 1 month ago

    a real man dies once a coward dies a thousand times…he must have gone out with a bang!

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    johnnydoc5 said, about 1 month ago

    The stupid things are fun, but personally, I prefer to be the voice of poor reasoning. It is funnier when it happens to someone else.

30. 

    Tigger said, about 1 month ago

    Famous last Words from Men “Hey, Watch This!”

31. 

    rricchhterr said, about 1 month ago

    this only feels like a 5.2, 5.5 tops…

32. 

    ironflange said, about 1 month ago

    “Don’t worry! What can possibly go wro…”

33. 

    DaveLowell said, about 1 month ago

    Feminist? Yes. Funny? Certainly

    Being a man, I like to think we go out in a blaze of glory

34. 

    Peter Wagner said, about 1 month ago

    heh, if there were a nonironic Darwin award, then I’d give it to the person who won the river bet: but only if he/she got the $5 from the deceased!

35. 

    Reynard61 said, about 1 month ago

    “Yes, Honey; I set the emergency bra…”

36. 

    madKanga said, about 1 month ago

    @treered - see

    http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/09/30/862-fifteen/comment-page-1/#comment-83334

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    NoBrandName said, about 1 month ago

    @Reynard61: the emergency bra? That’s just asking for trouble. (:1)
    I’m starting to think women outlive men because they goad and nag men into doing the more dangerous things… XD

38. 

    OldHipster said, about 1 month ago

    I work for the Government, I understand what you are going through. However, you have to fill out these forms………….

    Ya heard me?

39. 

    Fairportfan said, about 1 month ago

    OldHipster said

    I work for the Government, I understand what you are going through. However, you have to fill out these forms………….

    That one’s a little less funny than it might have been, with the recent news from Kentucky.