Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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yyyguy said, 5 months ago

i love it! evolve faster
Joe Minotaur said, 5 months ago

Is he saying that we should make a Quantum Leap?
Kaytebb said, 5 months ago

No I’m pretty sure 100,000 years from now that will still be funny. Sorry Lars from Mars, watch out for the cars. hehe ;)
ejcapulet said, 5 months ago

I am SO glad I don’t have to try explaining humanity to someone from another planet. It’s hard enough when an animal gives me “are you ALL morons?” look.
Doctor Toon said, 5 months ago

Lars from Mars?
Any relation to Mork from Ork?
Or GRundelsjuthuiomnystr from…. never mind
madKanga said, 5 months ago

I am hoping for more from his (its?) sibling (creche mate? ..)
green_engineer said, 5 months ago

If ‘evolving’ means we’ll become more boring then to hell with evolution!
pbarnrob said, 5 months ago

Well, about twenty light-minutes out of town (average, IIRC)…
Leonardeuler said, 5 months ago

Doesn’t Lars have an entangled twin ???
Becca said, 5 months ago

ejcapulet: the answer (of course) is “Yes.” Oh, and, “Sorry.”
Lewreader said, 5 months ago

What about Mars bars?
TheInquisitor said, 5 months ago

Oh good, now a misconception about evolution as well!
Richard said, 5 months ago

Danae, just another simpering female.
Superfrog said, 5 months ago

Lars needs guitars
Mitstan said, 5 months ago

ejcapulet said, about 3 hours ago

I am SO glad I don’t have to try explaining humanity to someone from another planet. It’s hard enough when an animal gives me “are you ALL morons?” look.

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My cats give me that look all the time… Yet they’re the ones who can’t seem to contain their hairballs or stop playing with the water in the water bowl spilling it everywhere… shakes head

Love this comic Wiley!!!! :D
cdward said, 5 months ago

“Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin’ cars and eatin’ bars
And now he only eats guitar…”
BC13 said, 5 months ago

cdward: Blondie??

What would you expect if your name was Lars and you were from Mars. No matter how evolved we get, boys will still be boys and Danae? Well…
GuntotingLiberal said, 5 months ago

I agree with Lars. Can we evolve out of the fart-and-poop-jokes-carrying-comedy-movies or the prison-ho-as-fashion statement yet? By my count both have been around about 20 years too long already.
BC13 said, 5 months ago

GuntotingLiberal:
Agreed.. I tend to watch more of the classic movies from the ‘40 & ‘50 these days. Once you’ve seen it on Blazing Saddles, you’ve seen all you really need to see. Move on.
Nozzi said, 5 months ago

ejcapulet, who knows, maybe beings from other planets would have a tough time explaining ‘alienity’ to us as well.
SaintRCat said, 5 months ago

No amount of X-Men superpower gaining would stop that joke from being raised. Unoriginal nomenclature is unoriginal.
papatotwins said, 5 months ago

Lars from Mars spreads SARS by way of car, so very far, drinks from mason jars, while he eats candy bars, golfs about par, hates cigarettes because they contain tar, and liked it when Kyle Busch smashed his guitar.

Har, Har, Harrrrrdy, Har, Har.
JonD17 said, 5 months ago

Lewreader said, about 4 hours ago

What about Mars bars?

Lou, those places are just full of nuts :=/
JonD17 said, 5 months ago

lars, you are right, we do need to speed up the process, LOL
pschearer said, 5 months ago

Remember that Mork from Ork married Mindy and she had a child they named Mirth…from Earth.

Will we someday meet Enos from Venus?
Neddie McSchnozzlato... said, 5 months ago

Funny
nighthawks said, 5 months ago

how about Uranus from …….
oh, never mind….that’s so overused!
Chikuku said, 5 months ago

Such “humor” is not just lack of Evolution, it’s devolution.
CoBass said, 5 months ago

BC13 writes:
cdward: Blondie??

Yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-0BLV04vbE
Firefighter54 said, 5 months ago

I’ve always wondered…
How DO you make a Quantum leap?
dar1 said, 5 months ago

Does Lars get teased on Mars?
Carmy said, 5 months ago

Lars, why don’t you just change your name?
plus4 said, 5 months ago

Ah, the wonderful world of fantasy… where there are intelligent beings on Mars & people are evolving instead of devolving.
yyyguy said, 5 months ago

Firefighter, first you go out and find a quantum…
Put it on a relatively flat surface (for safety)…
then simply jump over it…
Easier said than done though.
yyyguy said, 5 months ago

or you could talk to Dr. Sam Beckett and Al…
Wildmustang1262 said, 5 months ago

Well, Lars needs to be put behind the bars (bloody prison or jail either).

carmy said, 8 minutes ago
Lars, why don’t you just change your name?

I think the name of guy who is a drummer that plays the drums for Metallica; Lars (unknown last name?).
JFri said, 5 months ago

What? Nobody saw this coming yesterday?? We are SLOW!!!!
grazer said, 5 months ago

Wondering if Martians had something equivalent to “Non Sequitur” at one time long ago.
James7344 said, 5 months ago

Sorry to tell you, guys, but there’s ALREADY a Lars from Mars. Check out Toonopedia.com for details.
TapiocaHead said, 5 months ago

That’s NOT WHAT I said! (just had to say that)
Wiley said, 5 months ago

No, that comic book was “Lars OF Mars”.
openminded said, 5 months ago

gmartin997-
Norwegians have great big heads, true. Used to be called “squareheads” by prior immigrants. Burt we are only blue/gray in the winter months, not all the time.
peterkeenan said, 5 months ago

From what I remember from physics class, a quantum is the smallest possible movement that can be made to make a difference (like a neutron moving from one ‘shell’ to another). I think. Obviously, willing to be proved wrong.
runar said, 5 months ago

peterkeenan, it’s the electrons that move from shell to shell. The neutrons all huddle in the nucleus with the protons, held together by the gluons, used in weapons by the Klingons while the politicians pander to the morons.
distended_gut said, 5 months ago

Well, I suppose you could start your own website displaying comic strips and then you could spout as many of your opinions as you’d like. No? Then shut up, play nice, wipe your cryin’ eyes and snotty nose and deal with it.
grazer said, 5 months ago

Bigmouth—If your attitude pisses enough readers off, they just hit “Flag” which brings it to the attention of the site managers to do what they think best. I don’t recall you or your problem but I’m not likely to forget you soon, thanks to your above comment.
jamadison4 said, 5 months ago

,
Mars wants our grils !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wndrwrthg said, 5 months ago

Bigmouth: with rights come responsibilities. This is a private site, not a public forum. We agreed to certain conditions to be able to post here. I find the Overlords are quite reasonable in their monitoring of comments. If you have a problem, then you may opt to not post here.
yyyguy said, 5 months ago

bigmouth, i am neither Nazi nor Republican (not being american); but i still find your constant reposting of the same message on multiple sites to be boring beyond belief. i’d think of something arrogant and aggressive to say except i don’t want to stoop to your level. sorry for boring the rest of you with this vent.
tobybartels said, 5 months ago

Bigmouth is obviously a jerk, but I pay very little attention to the comments here (I caught that one partly because it was so big) in part because I know that Gocomics censors randomly and therefore I can’t trust that any conversation can really go on.

If Gocomics just had a clear policy on acceptable posts and removed only what strictly violated it, then that would help. Personally, I’d rather just have free speech.