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Oct 25, 2008
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Joe: This is a Nooztube special report... here's correspondent Danae Pyle with an exclusive breaking news story. Danae: Citing a "woman's prerogative," Sarah Palin has changed her mind about the vice presidency... we're here with her replacement on the ticket, Capt. Coastal Eddie. Eddie: Urp. Danae: Can you tell us your qualifications in foreign policy, Capt. Eddie? Eddie: Well... when I'm haulin' in my lobstah traps on a cleah day, I can see Nova Scotia. Danae: Excellent! And being a captain, I assume you have military experience. Eddie: Ah-yeh... every summah I lead a brigade of Union soldiers in Civil Wah re-enactments. Danae: And what are you views on the Bush Doctrine? Eddie: You mean replacing divots when he plays at Arundel Golf Course? Joe: O-o-o-okay... let's take a quick break here... Kate: It's Daddy... he says making up stuff up and passing it off as news is illegal. Danae: Yeah, right... you don't see Rupert Murdoch in prison, do you?
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