Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. johnnydoc5

    johnnydoc5 said, about 15 hours ago

    Interesting! It would appear that those ridiculing the conspiracy theory the loudest are the perpetrators. Maybe the Kennedy assassination… nope, I’d best not go there.

  2. debra4life50

    debra4life50 said, about 15 hours ago

    Ah! Gotta love those geeks.
    Score one for Jeffrey!

  3. madKanga

    madKanga said, about 15 hours ago

    Jeffrey a megalomaniac intent on controlling the world?
    Most geeks have trouble controlling their own private universe.

    Love where this is going.

  4. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, about 15 hours ago

    You messed up, Jeffrey!

  5. nonsequitous

    nonsequitous said, about 14 hours ago

    The use of [the bleeep-word] [1] in the Nov 17 and 15 strips is extremely offensive to anyone with developmental disabilities…” - wessexwarropr

    Once again, we see Political Correctness defined by example in its most succinct form: Personal Offense By Proxy. Being offended on another’s behalf. Arrogating to oneself the authority to say what ”is” (direct quote) “extremely offensive to anyone” (emphasis mine).

    The logic of this arrogance, of course, is that anyone with developmental disabilities is incapable of forming the thought processes necessary to decide for themselves whether or not they are offended by – well, by anything. They therefore need a guardian to decide for them, the poor disadvantaged creatures. They must be made to be victims and it must be made clear to them that they are to be taken care of in all regards, and they must never think that they can think for themselves. Rather, they must never think, period.

    Of course, they ultimately benefit from this. More importantly, so do The Guardians, who have found A Purpose In Life – that of Being Right About Everything.

    [1] Whatever the bleeep-word is, the software wouldn’t tell us. It’s being our Guardian, you see. Being a computer, it considers us developmentally disabled, and doesn’t want us to think, so it will take care of what is offensive and what isn’t.

    Now don’t you feel all safe and taken care of, little children?

    “Ignorance is strength” - Ministry of Truth, where all the correct ideas come from

  6. converses

    converses said, about 13 hours ago

    Nonsequitous - I think you mean Nov. 17 and 19, not the 15 and 17.

    I have developmental disabilities, and there are plenty of us who find that the word “retard” is not offensive. Disabled is more offensive because it implies an inability to do something. A definition of “retard” states that a person has something that slows them down, or that the person has a delay.

    Implying that everyone with learning handicaps is offended by those cartoons is terribly incorrect. You can speak for yourself all you want, but don’t make a blanket statement.

    I do not believe that Wiley’s intent is to offend anyone. He’s writing Danae’s script as a child her age would probably say things if the child were in her position.

  7. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, about 11 hours ago

    My brother was severely retarded. In the 50s there was no other word for it. “Retard”–“slow”, yes it fit

    My mother lost one arm to Polio, yet went on to earn her PHD and can hang wallpaper. Don’t you dare trying to give her a “handicapped” parking sticker

  8. green_engineer

    green_engineer said, about 11 hours ago

    Before another debate occurs…nonsequitous was just quoting what someone had written the night before.

    ANYWAY! - Nice to see Jeffrey again, (albeit the megalomaniac personality) ! Danae’s going to want a piece of the world domination action now…if you can’t beat them, join them!

  9. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, about 11 hours ago

    Jeffery is just putting Danae on.

  10. Mitstan

    Mitstan said, about 10 hours ago

    They’re a match made in heaven!!!! Wish there had been a close-up of Jeffrey’s face when he got caught!

  11. pearlandpeach

    pearlandpeach said, about 9 hours ago

    I have been castigated in another stips comments for saying someing about what folks are typeing and wished they would quit….. but nonsetitous is just boring…i’ll skip those rants in the future.

  12. algurka

    algurkaGenius_badge said, about 9 hours ago

    It was prophesized in the Bible: “The geeks shall inherit the earth.”

  13. bmwk12ltc

    bmwk12ltc said, about 9 hours ago

    I think green-engineer is almost right. In Danae’s case it’s- if you can’t beat them, Rule them! She will want to be their Queen.

  14. Ji2m

    Ji2m said, about 8 hours ago

    et tu Jeffey?

  15. Richard

    Richard said, about 8 hours ago

    Great move, Jeffrey will, yet, rule the world, good boy!

  16. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, about 8 hours ago

    Why am I not surprised that Jeffrey would be behind this?

  17. grazer

    grazer said, about 7 hours ago

    Really fun stuff…comics AND comments.

  18. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, about 7 hours ago

    AGURKA, that passage from the book of Matthew should be revised to say:

    “The meek shall inherit the earth,
    for they are too week to refuse it”

  19. Dracip

    Dracip said, about 7 hours ago

    Maybe Jeffy’s right for danae, after all….Why is everyone half burried upside down? Isn’t it hard to breath that way?

  20. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, about 6 hours ago

    Danae and Jeffrey do appear to have the same goals in life, after all.

  21. philboydjr

    philboydjr said, about 6 hours ago

    And Pogo reminds us…”We have met the enemy and he is us”

  22. johndh123

    johndh123 said, about 6 hours ago

    nonsequitous, I find your comment to be right on. (wanted to say, profound, but too much sucking up makes most of us cringe) Of course, in some circles you are diminshed simply by my kudos.

  23. ponygirl

    ponygirl said, about 5 hours ago

    The really scary part is it’s pretty much true, I think it’s time to do a shutdown and take Lucy for a ride.

  24. MatureCanadian

    MatureCanadianGenius_badge said, about 4 hours ago

    Fabulous storyline Wiley! Can’t wait for tomorrow. Who are the “others”?

    Wiley, I am going to need a bigger desk to hold all my calendars. Now that yours is out I must own it, also Rubes and Maxine. Oh what a dither!

  25. Chikuku

    ChikukuGenius_badge said, about 4 hours ago

    The bizarrest is the truest!

  26. MisngNOLA

    MisngNOLAGenius_badge said, about 4 hours ago

    Converses, nonsequitous was making reply to another posted comment by a person who by proxy took offense to the word “retard”, and not stating his own position. His point is very well taken, and your comment backs up his premise.

  27. openminded

    openmindedGenius_badge said, about 3 hours ago

    Perfect strip Wiley.
    Don’t smell any politics around here today! :)

  28. treered

    treered said, about 3 hours ago

    it’s the real quiet ones you have to watch out for…. can’t wait to see what’s next!

  29. nonsequitous

    nonsequitous said, about 2 hours ago

    nonsetitous is just boring

    If everyone told me I was funny, I’d know I really was boring, so I’d pretty much be forced to shoot my computer, then myself.

    nonsequitous - no sequitionist he

  30. nonsequitous

    nonsequitous said, about 2 hours ago

    ”nonsequitous, I find your comment to be right on. (wanted to say, profound, but too much sucking up makes most of us cringe)”

    ‘Right on’ is better. Nobody likes excessive polysyllabification, o astute admirer of my miserable attempts at drollery.

    ”Of course, in some circles you are diminshed simply by my kudos.”

    To paraphrase my great-grandfather

    http://www.quotedb.com/quotes/4192

    I would not join any club that would not have me for a member.

  31. sclark55

    sclark55Genius_badge said, about 2 hours ago

    Well, Wiley is ez enough to find on Facebook, so @least we know he does his work based on personal experience….

  32. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 1 minute ago

    I don’t think this is a true story - I didn’t stand on MY head when Danae pressed “enter”. Did YOU guys?