Navy Bean by Melange

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  1. Tom  Giordanella

    Tom Giordanella GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    The Celtics in Beantown would be a perfect fit!

  2. devin.crane

    devin.crane said, over 3 years ago

    Navy, you fool, the NBA is still a functioning league. It’s just that sane people find the players to be unrelatable and the game style too unstructured for pleasant viewing. I would love to see your post game though.

  3. Navy  Bean

    Navy Bean said, over 3 years ago

    @devin.crane

    Devin, why don’t you just stick to updating your comic … what? …. 10x a year? I’ve had about enough of your “advice.” Have YOU been nominated twice by the Washington Post as best Webcomic of the year? No? I didn’t think so.

  4. Navy  Bean

    Navy Bean said, over 3 years ago

    @Tom Giordanella

    That’s a great call.

  5. devin.crane

    devin.crane said, over 3 years ago

    Listen, friend. I am on your side and you know that. I’ve stood by you even after you and Charlotte broke up. And not everyone would be forgiving if they heard you were secretly videotaping your girlfriend’s mother at yoga class.

  6. Navy  Bean

    Navy Bean said, over 3 years ago

    Crane, you fat piece of goo, you have the nerve to bring up Charlotte? She HATED you! HATED you! ANd yeah, maybe I made a mistake, but that was a miscommunication and I resent you bringing it up publicly. I paid a lot of money to settle that,

  7. devin.crane

    devin.crane said, over 3 years ago

    Always the martyr, aren’t we? Yes, Navy, I’m fat. I know it. And you saying it isn’t exactly news to anyone who knows me. I know that I need to lose weight and I will, but will you ever to move past this capricious mean-spirited cad phase of your life?

  8. Ryan (Say what now‽)

    Ryan (Say what now‽) GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Why can’t you two just get along?

  9. 132bpm

    132bpm said, over 3 years ago

    Hey Bitches
    Today I finally got my Modafinil from Mumbai, India. I sweated while it sat in customs for three days while I tracked it. Went Top Gun w/ 400 mgs. and took a walk with my dog. Come home and now I have a torn up mouse laying in my living room. Rocco, my dog sniffs it and walks away. WTF. I stare at it for minutes. WTF. I know that I am going to be awake fo about 20 hours and have to do something, I cover it with Rocco’s dog food dish and put a speaker on top of it. And it starts squeaking. OK. I’ll figure something out, maybe it’ll die so I check out Navy Bean. Maybe I’ll get some inspiration. Nope. Cat fight. WTF.

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