Horses work with yokes, not yolks.
Quick, somebody get some bacon.
This is serious. Cut out the wise cracks.
Never mind the King’s horses. The King’s man won’t be much help either: he’s ’armless.
Humpty Dumpty was kinda reckless, wasn’t he? Looks like the King wasn’t much of a friend, either….
I don’t know the author of this:
But an American doctor with patience and gluePut Humpty together again better than new.
Read that somewhere in my childhood.
Humpty was having a sunny-side-up day, but suddenly someone poached his seat. Now he’s coming out of his shell, and it isn’t pretty.
Is this a good time to point out that the poem itself never says that Humpty Dumpty was an egg.
I’ve always wondered where that started.
His real name is Englebert Humpty Dumpty, a well-known singer. He’s just released an albumen.