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   KaminoNeko said, 7 months ago

   So…is he cheating on Squishy with Bridget, or was he planning to cheat on Bridget with Squishy…it’s hard to tell…
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   Pharmakeus Ubik said, 7 months ago

   That is one jealous shoggoth he’s raising.
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   Niall-Can said, 7 months ago

   And to think, originally, Squishy was Bridget’s amoeba…
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   SeaFox10 said, 7 months ago

   Just shut up and do it!
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   prrdh said, 7 months ago

   If that’s what Squishy is, when it reaches full size (“vaster than any subway train”), its jealousy will be the least of Norm’s problems.
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   CrimsonFoxx said, 7 months ago

   @Pharmakeus Ubik

   She’s supposed to be an amoeba, actually
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   SherlockWatson said, 7 months ago

   Wasn’t this gag on “Frasier”?
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   sottwell said, 7 months ago

   That is not an amoeba, it is a paramecium. Doesn’t anybody remember their high school biology? Amoebas do not have cilia. Paramecium do.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago

   @prrdh

   Squishy is not a shoggoth. No base-5 starfish head aliens created them as industrial organisms to lift heavy blocks of hard stone millions of years ago.
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    Pharmakeus Ubik said, 7 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Oh, you’re no fun anymore!
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago

    @Pharmakeus Ubik

    That’s me the wet blanket.
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