Mutt & Jeff by Bud Fisher

Mutt & Jeff

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 6 months ago

    From My Little Chickadee:
    :
    Judge: “Are you trying to show contempt for this court?”
    :
    Mae West: “No, I’m doing my best to hide it.”

  2. Jim Douglas

    Jim Douglas said, 6 months ago

    Oldie….

    From the judge to the defendent…..

    " 20 Days or $60. " ?

    From the defendent to the Judge…

    " I’ll take the $60. " !

  3. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 6 months ago

    From Duck Soup:


    Chico ( on the witness stand ): “And now I ask you question. What is it that weighs 4000 pounds, has a trunk with no key, an-a lives inna circus?”

    Prosecutor: “Your Honor, that’s irrelevant!”

    Chico:" That’s the answer!"

  4. Reality,really?

    Reality,really? said, 6 months ago

    Judge. Order ! Order in the court!

    Witness. Ham on rye no pickle.

    (Well someone had to!)

  5. Number Three

    Number Three said, 6 months ago

    Tut Tut… Name calling is WRONG.

    LOL xxx

  6. catman5169

    catman5169 said, 6 months ago

    @Jim Douglas

    The judge gave Jack Benny a similar fine…after a few minutes, the judge asked Benny which it would be…the fine or jail…He replied “I’m thinking about it”…

  7. derry o'sullivan

    derry o'sullivan GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    very funny!

  8. derry o'sullivan

    derry o'sullivan GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    I think Jeff did that to bring him low enough to punch in the eye!

  9. derry o'sullivan

    derry o'sullivan GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    Lots of good jokes from fans!

  10. brklnbern

    brklnbern said, 6 months ago

    Well now we know what Jeff’s ethnicity is.

  11. brklnbern

    brklnbern said, 6 months ago

    @catman5169

    It’s possible but I don’t think what you said is correct. The routine that goes with that punchline is as follows. A bandit holds up Benny and says your money or your life. When he gets no response he repeats the threat. Jack then replies, Don’t rush me. I’m thinking it over.

  12. ladymadcat

    ladymadcat said, 6 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    One of my favorite quotes!

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