Monty by Jim Meddick for May 30, 2015
May 29, 2015
May 31, 2015
Transcript:
Well, Jarvis... The Captain's gone... The ships sinking and the shark is making its final approach... Looks like this could be the end, ol chum... Blam! If not if not for the call I put into father's contacts at Boeing... Who rapidly deployed a squadron of Apache attack helicopters equipped with AGM-114 hellfire missiles.
The military jargon is pretty much all correct. The Apache is a Boeing product, and the Hellfire missile is designated AGM-114. This is, however, a kind of deus ex machina surprise ending, because we never saw Sedgie make or even suggest the call to his powerful and well-connected father for help (nor, apparently, did Jarvis). Too bad for the Great White, though it did get a good last meal, a.k.a. the captain….