Monty by Jim Meddick for May 05, 2015
Transcript:
It's pretty amazing to think that my ancestors were giant, ferocious dinosaurs while your ancestors were little, tiny, rodent things... I me back in th' day I'd go stomping through the jungle... Crushing your little ancestors burrows... Probably smooshing their mini vertebrae... Smashing their pea-sized skulls and brains and... And... I'm just sayin'... Those must've been some pretty nutty times...
Buuuuut…. if we follow this thought process all the way back, BOTH your ancestors were single-celled organisms floating around in a swamp somewhere.