Monty by Jim Meddick for October 10, 2014
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So it was you all along! All the creepy Blair witch stuff!... Yeah, man I'm really sorry. I didn't know you guys. Most folks in these woods are either yuppie hikers with @#$@#$ solar powered espresso makers, or redneck squatchers tryin' to tag my @#$ with a knockout dart... So you were pullin' a Scooby Doo on us? Tryin' t' scare us away with voodoo symbols on trees? Voodoo symbols? @#$% man! I don't know what these @#%# mean.... See that one there?... I just copied it from some chicks Fanny pack logo...
This is a side of Bigfoot rarely seen before! I hope the M&M’s (Monty & Moonie) make some kind of record of this encounter, or disbelief will be rampant!