Monty by Jim Meddick

Monty

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  1. Taz Devil

    Taz Devil said, 3 months ago

    So, size DOES matter…

  2. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 3 months ago

    What a choice ,,, between a tweeter and a plucker.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 3 months ago

    Monty, please, no toothpicks in public….
    LOSER!

  4. tattooedcyberidiot

    tattooedcyberidiot said, 3 months ago

    Try a real man’s toothpick: http://www.greenprophet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/miswak-toothbrush.jpg

  5. haligonian

    haligonian said, 3 months ago

    He probably has back issues of Popular Science in his case…

  6. vecihi

    vecihi said, 3 months ago

    @tattooedcyberidiot

    Just to be nerdy: Miswak was a very primitive but incredibly effective, plant-based toothbrush that has been used for centuries (not just by Arabs, but in all Islamic cultures and even some far-east countries as well) before the modern toothbrush was invented. No oral-B, no triple sensorical fumbugating rotators, no quadruple anti-tartar effect etc. (and of course, no 40-dollar price either…)

    A simple piece of peelu tree (although it’s been made of other trees too, I heard) it not only cleans the teeh, but also has a nice odor. And all without toothpaste.

    In that sense, it’s really a manly man’s toothbrush. Just like Rambo doing self surgery without anesthetics, you brush your teeth with a piece of wood, without paste and with little to no water.

  7. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 3 months ago

    and splinters in you gums.

  8. vecihi

    vecihi said, 3 months ago

    @Puddlesplatt McLearn

    It’s very soft, the fibers won’t break and therefore won’t leave splinters. It’s made of a part of a tree, true, but it’s not a vampire stake.

  9. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, 3 months ago

    The earth’s rotation throws you off, Monty.

  10. wakeangel2001

    wakeangel2001 said, 3 months ago

    I gotta brush up on my clarinet

  11. neverenoughgold

    neverenoughgold GoComics PRO Member said, 3 months ago

    @vecihi

    Uhhh,,,
    I think I am going to brush my teeth now, and use Crest!

  12. dontstarveman

    dontstarveman said, 3 months ago

    muskularness matters

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

    As long as he isn’t a musician sooner or later he will burn.

  14. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, 3 months ago

    That’s another fine piccolo they’ve gotten into.

  15. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, 3 months ago

    My grandparents had a powdered baking soda (sometimes with mint flavor added) with which to brush. I like the idea of a fragrant fresh twig (perhaps from a large herbal tree.


    A quick search gave me:
    Licorice, neem, senna, arak, birch, persimmon, eucalyptus and elm are woody plants a person can use as a toothbrush.

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