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   Tue Elung-Jensen said, 3 months ago

   Oomock seems like a nice neanderthal though.
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   tattooedcyberidiot said, 3 months ago

   There’s your proof that modern humans have neanderthal genes. That Oomock looks exactly like Gene Simmons
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   Radish said, 3 months ago

   Caught between a rock and a hard place.
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   Richard S. Russell said, 3 months ago

   Oh, come on, Monty, you can do it. You’ve got the intellectual advantage. Insist on choice of weapons, then make him bet on baseball. Given a choice between the Yankees and the Cubs, he’ll go for the one he can pronounce, and you’ve got it in the bag.
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   Varnes said, 3 months ago

   Hey, leggo my…oh oh…..
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   Suzanne said, 3 months ago

   He’s breaking her heart the unfeeling cad.
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   AlexPK85 said, 3 months ago

   @tattooedcyberidiot

   Lisa Lampinelli roasted Gene Simmons and asked him “where did come up with that hairstyle genius? You were watching planet of the apes on cable.”
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   D-squared said, 3 months ago

   Candy-gram for Oomock
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   Sir Osis of Liver said, 3 months ago

   @Richard S. Russell

   Uh, not sure… they happen to be precisely at the time the Cubs were winning World Series…
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    Jimbeauga said, 3 months ago

    Let’s see, Monty… Oomock is wearing only a jock strap and you’re wearing one of Oomuka’s leopard print dresses. I think you should run away.
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    Nortley said, 3 months ago

    Could be a battle of the moobs.
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    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 3 months ago

    O tears of love lost.
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    SwimsWithSharks said, 3 months ago

    This is just like the ending of Casablanca, almost.
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    Chalkie  j    said, 3 months ago

    @SwimsWithSharks

    We’ll always have Pyrites, Kid.
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    Sisyphos said, 3 months ago

    From Monty’s 60s-ish, “free love” talk, I think he wouldn’t want to join in the bonds of aalukan anyway. “Hey, it’s been fun, Oomuka! See ya some time!” (Besides, Oomock looks kinda beefy and fit, unlike our eponymous hero.)
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