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   Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

   What doesn’t kill you strengthens you . . .
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   Suzanne said, 6 months ago

   If properly refrigerated and frozen, it is safe for a week. the key word here being “properly”.
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   tattooedcyberidiot said, 6 months ago

   Don’t sweat it.. The weird feeling in your stomach is just the love you have for the turkey sandwich
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   Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

   If it’s not yet green, and doesn’t stink, it’s probably edible. But don’t press your luck, Moonie! Pilsner needs you!
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   victornewman said, 6 months ago

   Sometimes in life one should be calculating the time it will take to get to the nearest bathroom….
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   Dunestrider said, 6 months ago

   Don’t worry, the alcohol he consumes will kill all germs.
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   proczach said, 6 months ago

   still having it for kunch today, only 6 days, should be OK
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   DAZZ said, 6 months ago

   Reminds me of the Simpson episode where Homer falls in love with a Hero sandwich and keeps hiding it so Marge can’t permanently throw it out, even when it is obviously moldy and disgusting. That was at least a year or two ago, I think.
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   DAZZ said, 6 months ago

   I’ll bet Pilsner is smart enough not to touch it ;-)
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    DAZZ said, 6 months ago

    I have not bought the turkey breast I planned for Thanksgiving; my Sprouts store was out of them, so I did other cooking to stock my freezer (breakfast bars, clam chowder, marinara sauce and then pizzas). I still need to peel and slice 3 yams to blanch and freeze. I’ll get the breast next time I shop. My freezer is always full of good meals ;-D
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    fishbulb239 said, 6 months ago

    OK, confession time. In college, my roommate would often drink my milk without paying for it, and would never buy his own. I’ve always been completely nonconfrontational, so I never said anything about it. One day, I went to pour milk in my cereal and noticed that the milk was bad. I had bought it a day or two before, and had already used it once in my sugar-choked children’s cereal without getting sick or noticing the sour taste (unhealthy cereal does have its benefits). So I figured, what the heck, at least this way my roommate won’t use my milk. So I kept putting the stuff on my cereal each morning until the gallon was gone. As far as I know, I’ve lived to tell the tale.
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    aircraft-engineer said, 6 months ago

    yogurt never seems to go bad until the container is opened. I got one out that was 6 months past due. “That which does not KILL you makes you STRONGER” (In my best German accent)
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    Jimbeauga said, 6 months ago

    Hey – as long as the bread is fresh… I’m just sayin’.
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    Molon Labe said, 6 months ago

    But Bean Curd aka Tofu, lasts forever. Even bacteria won’t eat it.
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