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   Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

   Oh, no. Don’t land on the little barn; —you big wuss! Now really, Monty. Sheesh!
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   Richard S. Russell said, over 1 year ago

   I hope Stewart’s advanced training contains some mention of high-tension power lines. Those can ruin your whole day.
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   JohnnyDiego said, over 1 year ago

   Little barns are the number one reason I do not skydive.
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   dukedoug said, over 1 year ago

   Skydivers’ motto: “There is no gravity, the Earth sucks !!”
   It’s not the fall that could kill you, it’s the sudden stop at the end.
   (And yes, I used to …)
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   2011worldchamps said, over 1 year ago

   I don’t believe in the law of gravity, I only believe in intelligent falling!!
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   simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

   I wonder what Geronimo would yell jumping out if he went skydiving.
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   Hunter7 said, over 1 year ago

   @simpsonfan2

   CUSTER! … no wait. He wasn’t at that battle, was he?
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   yldonaldson said, over 1 year ago

   That’s the kind of skydiving I’d be willing to do…
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   Nelly55 said, over 1 year ago

   @dukedoug

   me too dukedoug

   we also used to say that the first bounce just breaks your bones, the second one drives them thru the rest of you……….so…………grab the grass on the first bounce
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    iced tea said, over 1 year ago

    Watch him land right on the train, little red barn, and trees, and miss the cornfield.
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    hossblacksilver said, over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of Schlock Mercenary’s Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries #11: Everything is air-droppable at least once.
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    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    2011, I agree. For instance, water is very intelligent. It always, without fail, finds the best way down the mountain…
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