Monty by Jim Meddick for September 25, 2009
Transcript:
E.B. says, "Psst?.Moondog?quick question?if you were a vacuum, what would you like to eat?" Moondog says, "Is this some sorta riddle?" E.B. says, "No. No. just a hypothetical question." Moondog says, "Well, um, I guess dirt and dust balls and #$% why do you ask?" E.B. says, "Oh....no reason." E.B. thinks, "Weird." E.B. thinks, "Man...I sure as heck hope that guy wasn't pulling my leg."