Monty by Jim Meddick for September 18, 2009
Transcript:
Moondog says, "Y'know, the whole bird/dinosaur thing is only a theory?some paleontologists question the link between birds and dinosaurs." Pilsner says, "Well, they're wrong. I know birds are dinosaurs?I feel it in my DNA?" Moondog says, "You do, huh?" Pilsner says, "Sure, in fact, just last night I dreamt I was twenty stories tall...munching on an elevated train and battling a giant turtle." Moondog says, "But that might have something to do with the fact that you watched 'Godzilla vs, Gamera' before bed..." Pilsner says, "Yeah. But it was my DNA that made me put that on the netflix queue..."