Monty by Jim Meddick for September 15, 2009
Transcript:
Moondog says, "Even if the theory that birds are descendants of dinosaurs is true, what's the big deal? I mean?what difference does it make?..." Pilsner says, "Oh. I see." Pilsner says, "So you expect everything to stay the same?I'm the cute little pet bird. You're the kindly mammalian overlord...'Polly wanna cracker' and all that?..." Moondog says, "Well, yeah I..." Pilsner says, "I don't think so." Moondog says, "Really? Well, like,...I..." Pilsner says, "Gimme a @#%# cracker!" Moondog says, "Ok! Ok! Ok!...a 'Triscuit' or a 'Wheat thins fiber select?'"