Monty by Jim Meddick for July 17, 2009
Transcript:
Man says, "I'm gonna need to see some I.D., boys?" Man says, "What th' @#%$ country is this from?" Moondog says, "We'll use my I.D?.put me down on the counter and take the wallet out of my back pocket?" Man says, "Don't you think you've had enought already, son?" Moondog says, "No. No. I haven't been drinking, I've just been paralyzed by an alien ear probe..."