Monty by Jim Meddick for June 16, 2009
Transcript:
Gretchen says, "I thought you said you wanted to hear about my date with Byron?" Monty says, "Ok. What I meant was: I only want to hear about the awkward, unpleasant parts of the date?Just edit out the happy parts." Gretchen says, "Um. Ok. Let's see...He came by and we went out first to...mmm...mmm...mmm...and then...mmm.mmand we saw...mmm...mmm..mm...by then it was almost sunrise so we...mm...mm...and...mmm...mmm...mm..." Gretchen says, "Oh...but then he did have some trouble removing the cap from the massage oil..." Monty says, "Aha! Aha! So ol' fumbly fingers couldn't open the wittle child safety cap, eh?!"