Monty by Jim Meddick for September 25, 2007
Transcript:
"I've been brainstorming ways to nudge my friendship with Gretchen into more... y'know... 'romantic' territory..." "1.) Save Gretchen from an onrushing train. 2.) Become a celebrity. 3.) Hypnotism. 4.) Date someone else to make her jealous." "Well, I'd say you only have one option here that seems even remotely doable..." "But to learn hypnotism you might have to go to night school." "And I wonder if you need a special pocket watch."