Monty by Jim Meddick for June 29, 2007
Transcript:
"Here, professor! Take the 'Hooters' hat! Take it!!!" "My hat! My lucky hat!" "I don't have time to explain, but you are about to meet a woman and it's absolutely critical that you hit it off! Understan---? Hey... what's that on your forehead?" "A festering blemish. Why?" "My great, great grandmother should be arriving any minute now..." "Think! Think! What's more off-putting on a first date? A festering blemish or a 'Hooters' hat?" "What's this all about?" TOMORROW: CONCLUSION!