Monty by Jim Meddick for December 30, 2006
Transcript:
"So what if Susan is throwing a big New Year's party? I'm not into that scene. Even if she were to call now, I wouldn't accept an invita..." "RRRING" "What?... 'Eugene'? Sorry. You must have the wrong number..." "Like I was saying, what I'm planning is maybe just a small, intimate gathering... a few close friends, nothing too..." "Um, I think you're bleeding."