Monty by Jim Meddick for July 24, 2006
Transcript:
"Give me the twenty. I'll pay the cashier." "Here." "I still don't see what you're so tense about..." "It's not like an appointment for a root canal! It's just a freakin' teeth cleaning, that's all!" "You don't know my hygienist. She's tough. Back when she lived in the Ukraine, she threw javelin in the '88 Olympics! Man! And she really jams the probe tool into the..." "Toothpick?" "WAAH!"