Monty by Jim Meddick for January 27, 2006
Transcript:
"Don't do it! I implore you! It...it's brand new!...and he even paid extra for scotch guard fabric protector!" "That's right! Brand new! That's why you have to break it in! You're a cat @$#^& it!" Scratch Scratch Scratch "It...it's a miracle! The upholstery is undamaged!" "@)%&! I forgot about last tuesday's nail trim!"