Monty by Jim Meddick for September 09, 2005
Transcript:
"'BO'? Is that some ex-girlfriend's initials?" "No. Eventually it'll say, 'Born to be Wild', but the tattoo guy ran out of ink." "And you expect me to believe that?" "Yeah. I swear. I've never dated anyone with the initials 'BO'." "What about Barbara Ogilvy?...That sousaphone player in the marching band?" "Hey! Oww! What's your problem, man?" "Oh. Sorry. My foot accidentally slipped repeatedly into your shin." "I get the feeling my foot is about to accidentally slip into Monty. But most likely not his shin."