Monty by Jim Meddick for September 02, 2005
Transcript:
"...Entering visual range. Target does not appear to be a Godzilla-level threat. Just an oversize Caucasian wearing diaper pants. Do you copy?" "Roger, Wing Leader. Better call off intercept and return to base. Over." "Roger, Base Command. Returning to...wait. Cancel that. Target now appears to be initiating a rampage; repeat; initiating rampage!" "Fire at will, Wing Leader! FIRE AT WILL!" "What happened to you?" "I accidentally stepped on an 'Applebee's'."