Monty by Jim Meddick for April 20, 2005
Transcript:
"It's no use...You'll never be able to teach a cat to do dog tricks..." "Shake. C'mon Fleshy Shake!" "Cats can only learn tricks that are similar to their own instinctive behaviors." "Oh Yeah, Genius? Like what?" "You can train a cat to lick stamps if you tape them to its upper tail region." "I'm beginning to understand why the mailman didn't pick up our Visa bill last month."
That raspy tongue should be a non-starter…