Monty by Jim Meddick for May 03, 2004

Transcript:

"Whatta *@#%Y day!" "Your beard's gettin' too dark for th' busfare to the orphanage' scam, Louie." "I...I gotta come up with another angle..." "Yep. Another angle. That's all y' need, Louie..." "Ha! Now there's the perfect scam! All Bowser does is sit on his *@# while we pay th' rent an' buy th' food!" "Yeah, sure... It's just too bad you ain't a dog." "Woof. Eh-hmm. Woof. Woof. Eh-hm..." "Ah no, Lou!... You ain't thinkin' what I think youz thinkin'" "To be continued..."