Monty by Jim Meddick for April 23, 2004

Transcript:

"So what if you can't sleep on a perch anymore?" "You don't understand. It's like I'm losing my identity as a parakeet. I mean what's next? My ability to mimic speech?" "I know how hard it is to put food on your family." "Well you've still got George W. down." "But I feel like my Jack Nicholson is slipping."