Monty by Jim Meddick for January 16, 2004
Transcript:
"Young man, I'm putting your in for a promotion!" "ZZZ" "I saw it all! You foiled a break-in and even intimidated the perpetrators with their own crowbar!" "ZZZZ... GGGUCK *snort*" "Understandably you're in a state of mild shock... you best lie down..." "Really, Mr. President... It doesn't have to be the Lincoln bedroom. I'd settle for the Eisenhower bedroom or even the Carter couch..."
No, maybe not the couch…