Monty by Jim Meddick for April 11, 2003
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?Chess against your clone?? ?It?s not as interesting as you might think.? ?Since we share identical deductions, inductions and sequential extrapolations, it?s unfolding into a dull stalemate?? ?Also, the rooks aren?t supposed to move diagonally.? ?The horseys?? ?I think he means the little castles.?