Monty by Jim Meddick for February 08, 2003
February 07, 2003
February 10, 2003
Transcript:
?Beep? ?Sir..please come this way?? ?No. No. There must be some mistake?I?m an honest, law-abiding, American tax payer!?? ?Look! Look at this guy! He?s weird! He looks suspicious! An evil mastermind!?he?s?? ?Sir, can can you account for this banned item in your carry on bag?? ?They?re nail clippers, Ok?! Big deal! What conceivable harm can nail clippers possibly??!!? ?Well..you did ask?? ?If my eyebrow doesn?t grow back, I?m suing.?
I lost a favorite pair of nail clippers that way!