Monty by Jim Meddick for October 01, 2002
September 30, 2002
October 02, 2002
Transcript:
?Dear Mr. Pi, in your absence, I met an alternative mate, superior to you in both physical and mental aspects; therefore, I shall no longer require your participation in reproductive activities.? ?Cordially, your former mate? ?That was the coldest ?Dear John? letter I?ve ever heard..? ?A ?Dear John? letter?? ?Yeah..you know..a kiss-off letter!..a ?goodbye-I-found-a-new-guy-letter!? ?Ah..I see..? ?A ?Dear Xythillzrq? letter.?
It’s pronounced “zithelzerk”.