Monty by Jim Meddick for June 01, 2002
Transcript:
"Check out the redhead who just walked in.." "Oh, Man..Nice legs!" "Forget her..check out her mom!" "Her mom?.." "You gotta be kidding." "Ooo, baby! She's got varicose veins that make an L.A. Freeway map look like downtown Peoria.." "Ok, Dwayne, this is the first time, as a vampire, you've scared me."