Monty by Jim Meddick for May 09, 2002
Transcript:
"C'mon..let's go down to Joe's bar.." "Uh-uh. Sorry. I'm not goin' anywhere without my feathers.." "Hmm..I have an idea my nephew left one of his toys here that I think might solve this problem.." "Nope. Sorry. I'm not going anywhere in G.I. Joe's underpants, either.." "No one will notice them..they're camouflaged.."
With his military disguise hiding his missing feathers, his nom de plume will be Private Parts.