Monty by Jim Meddick for December 19, 2001
Transcript:
"Dear Santa Gorilla, Please do not crush my scooter or my crayons. Thanx, Chimpy." "Santa Gorilla?" "Yeah. He's a big, red gorilla who swings around the world on Christmas eve, climbs down chimneys and crushes the toys of bad chimps and monkeys." "He doesn't sound very nice." "No. He isn't very nice." "Then why're you leaving him a glass of papaya juice and a banana?" "Thing's get pretty ugly if you don't leave him papaya juice and a banana."