Monty by Jim Meddick for December 12, 2001
Transcript:
"Your birthday?! Heck! Why didn't you tell us?!" "I'm entering an awkward age for rigelians...my teenage years..." "You're only 13?!!" "113. An age when rigelians undergo changes...hormonal changes. We become moody, irrational, rebellious...and for a species that prides itself on logic and self-control, it's all painfully embarrassing..." "Wow! Pop some corn! I can't wait t'see this!" "It's already started...can't you tell? Today I'm wearing funny socks..."