Monty by Jim Meddick for July 06, 2001
Transcript:
"We share 98.9% DNA. And now I can talk, it's unethical for you to treat me like a guinea pig." "Sorry. Nice try...but chimps and humans have many differences..." "Yeah? name one." "Umm..." "Well, for one thing, chimps are more hairy than humans..." "Hey, Montahue!..how's the chimp project going?" "Run! Hurry! Before he starts conducting experiments on you!" "Ummmmmm."