Mike Luckovich by Mike Luckovich

Mike Luckovich

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  1. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Has that ostrich already swallowed their watches as well?

  2. ConserveGov

    ConserveGov said, 12 months ago

    Wrong name tag!
    That ostrich is named Barry because when anything goes wrong(like daily) he just says “Uhhh…I wasn’t aware that ……. Uhhh things were happening…..”Uhhh……….".

  3. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Mention that you guys want to get married and they’ll be watching.
    You BET they will.

  4. Uncle Joe

    Uncle Joe GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    “Mention that you guys want to get married and they’ll be watching.”

    (snerk)

    Obviously, it’s their own fault they can’t get hired at Wal-Mart or McDonald’s.

  5. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, 12 months ago

    Meanwhile, the Democrats are sitting up, sound asleep, with those fake glasses that make it look like they’re staring at the jobless and planning to do something to help them.


    Our elected representatives from both parties are themselves all Decent Americans, and they know they must work together to solve America’s most painful and persistent problem: the servant problem. All Decent Americans have trouble finding legal workers for their domestic staffs, and need to convince the 20% now without jobs or income to go into service. Decent Americans desperately need legal butlers, housekeepers, maids, footmen, valets, gardeners, etc., etc.


    The topiary isn’t going to trim itself.

  6. JmcaRice

    JmcaRice GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    The Democrats have the same approach towards social security reform and the national debt.

  7. Kevin Robinson

    Kevin Robinson said, 12 months ago

    @Genome Project

    but if you were to use the un-employment formula prior to Jimmy Carter’s administration the actual unemployment would be around 30%. Carter had the formula changed when it hit 12% during his time in the White House

  8. Kevin Robinson

    Kevin Robinson said, 12 months ago

    Mike how short you memory is. The dems controlled both Houses of congress when the current incompetent was elected. He promised to do something about un-employment but instead took 2 years to shove the worthless ACA down our throats.

  9. mdavis4183

    mdavis4183 GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    It’s Obama who has his head in the sand. His policies are keeping the economy down.

  10. Kip W

    Kip W said, 12 months ago

    When our workforce is healthier and doesn’t have to pay everything they own for insurance/meds, we’ll be better off. Around January, when they start paying out, the GOP will finally have to face reality. Who knows? Maybe they’ll even take their stick out of the spokes! Then they can brag about how they’re “helping” with our problems.

    Q: How many Republicans does it take to keep somebody from changing a light bulb?
    A: All of them. Every time.

  11. goweeder

    goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @ConserveGov

    “That ostrich is named Barry because when anything goes wrong(like daily) he just says “Uhhh…I wasn’t aware that ……. Uhhh things were happening…..”Uhhh….”.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Slightly biased, aren’t we?

  12. sclark55

    sclark55 GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    What, are u begging to BE watched after? How about a job in another field? And that job you’re going to take in the 97th week – gee I wonder if you could just take it NOW?

  13. Harleyquinn

    Harleyquinn GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    There was this guy who said something about shovels and laser like focus. mmm who was that? Shovels were not ready but we did spend all this stimulus money on magic green jobs.. Just who was that.. mm Took over the Census Numbers, using the least offensive U number, who was that again.
    Oh and that bird does not put it’s head in the sand. Sorry, just a myth.

  14. goweeder

    goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, less than a minute ago

    @Debt Free

    “…..‘mission accomplished’
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    For some strange reason, George Bush came to mind. Maybe you just got your brain cells rattled.

    My dictionary’s definition of ‘liberal’ is;

    “liberal (lîb´er-el, lîb´rel) adjective
    Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry. Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded.

    (antonym: republican)

  15. Nancy

    Nancy GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    whoa!!!!! The dictionary has many different definitions for the same word. Remember the word ring can be an object, a circle, a bell tolling, a phone sound, or an annoying sound in the ear.
    Hmm, come to think of it, a current definition of liberal in today’s world is an annoying, uncompromising left winger who is willing to give what I earn to those who are not willing to do anything.

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