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  1. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 3 months ago

    I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that there are bookies taking odds on this in Vegas or London…

  2. Christopher Shea

    Christopher Shea said, 3 months ago

    @masterskrain

    Not in Vegas, but British bookmakers like Paddy Power or William Hill will lay odds on anything. You can bet on who will be the next Pope, what name he’ll choose, when the conclave will start, how many ballots they’ll go through, and more…

  3. Omnius

    Omnius said, 3 months ago

    Pope = Protector of Pedophiles Emeritus!

  4. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 3 months ago

    The Church would get a lot more American attention if choosing the Pope involved a pay-per-view “Rage in the Cage” match of some sort. Heck, I’d pay forty bucks to watch a Cardinal do a Power Bomb from the top turnbuckle.

  5. Darsan54

    Darsan54 said, 3 months ago

    As a lapsed Catholic, I love this !!!!

  6. Darsan54

    Darsan54 said, 3 months ago

    @Omnius

    Ouch !!!

  7. Tigger

    Tigger said, 3 months ago

    @masterskrain

    Vegas will take odds on anything.

  8. Tigger

    Tigger said, 3 months ago

    Since Obama is an excellent piker of such brackets, let him see how close he comes to predicting who the next Pope will be,

  9. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 3 months ago

    @masterskrain

    I wonder if the Church gets a cut.

  10. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, 3 months ago

    My money is on the one in the red hat….wait, what???

  11. Gary McSpook

    Gary McSpook said, 3 months ago

    I remember many years ago when “Father Guido Sarducci” (Don Novello) revealed on Saturday Night Live that he might be promoted to Cardinal, and that being Cardinal came with a pair of trousers with a red stripe down each side. According to Father Sarducci, “Nothing brings out the really good veal in an Italian restaurant like that red stripe.”
    So one can only imagine how good the Pope’s veal is (if one considers veal “good”).

  12. lifebyc

    lifebyc said, 3 months ago

    I predict the next pope will be a man of color. Perhaps African, probably Latino. If they listen to their PR guys, they’ll go with the Brazilian – think of all the amazing free press during both the World Cup and the Olympics. The whole world will be watching Brazil twice in the next four years. You heard it here first.

  13. u tin myint

    u tin myint said, 2 months ago

    Who will save the next Pope?

  14. JoeCoolLives

    JoeCoolLives said, 2 months ago

    Much ado about nothing …

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