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   Ms. Ima said, 6 months ago

   Marry for love of money. Nothing wrong with that.
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   Ms. Ima said, 6 months ago

   Viagra is on the menu tonight!
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   Clark Kent said, 6 months ago

   Sickening. Stay single you old fool. Jeez, even your daughter is easily twice her age for petes sake. She’s young enough to be your granddaughter. BTW, how old are Heff and his new wife, and while we’re at it how old is Heff’s daughter? Anybody know?
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   mikefive said, 6 months ago

   Someone forgot to tell me to care about this. Now I know and still don’t care.
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   capndunzzl said, 6 months ago

   …Hef is the male version of what Mae West was.
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   Omnius said, 6 months ago

   I wonder which is worse, the rich old geezer still chasing after women or the women who chase after the rich old geezer’s money? I find both equally repugnant.
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   Rx71Wm29 said, 6 months ago

   There’s viagra in the prunes but at Hugh’s age it won’t help.
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   ypoons7666 said, 6 months ago

   Hugh Hefner is 86 years old…just two years shy of the age of our oldest living former president, George Herbert Walker Bush.
   Christie Hefner (Hef’s only daughter) is 60 years old. Technically, some of the women that have allegedly shared Hef’s celebrated bed are young enough to be his great- grandaughters.
   Hef’s obviously in pretty good shape for his age, although the image is probably exaggerated by his iconic magazine. His sex life is legendary, although also likely to be exaggerated by his magazine. His lifestyle has been the envy of millions of men the world over for decades.
   An interesting little cocktail party fact that few people probably know is that Mr. Hefner launched his iconic magazine, PLAYBOY (an’ the empire that followed), within just a few months of the introduction by Chevrolet of the iconic American sportscar called CORVETTE.
   They have both become American icons, and both became emblematic of an indulgent an’ sexy, fast ‘n loose, cool an’ confident jet-set lifestyle…
   Long Live Hef an’ Playboy! And…Long Live Corvette!
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   Mhic Dhu Ghaill said, 6 months ago

   At least there is one toon today that is NOT about the “cliff”.
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    masterskrain said, 6 months ago

    @ypoons7666

    Corvette? The over-priced, over-hyped fiberglass butter dish?
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    walruscarver2000 said, 6 months ago

    Isn’t feeding Heff prunes regarded as cannibalism?
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    Rockngolfer said, 6 months ago

    If you compare their picture on the TMZ website, this drawing only exaggerates a little.
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    Stipple said, 6 months ago

    @masterskrain

    The Corvette was always an inexpensive rocket.
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    All American, live fast, die in a blaze of glory.
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    Refined sports cars back then needed a live-in mechanic and were balky when mistreated.
    Corvettes were underguided missiles.
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    Kinda like Hugh’s penis in that respect.
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    Dredpiraterobt$ said, 6 months ago

    The line comes from Ab Fab….
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    When a young girl marries an old man for money; that’s sick!
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    When a young girl marries an old man for love: that’s REALLY sick!
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    Tigger said, 6 months ago

    She’s feeding him prunes to keep him in the bathroom all night so she does not have to have sex with him.
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