You can’t put an umbrella in a pint of Guinness; the head’s too thick.
Actually, we’re good drinkers here; on the joke list of “You know you’re really in San Francisco…”, one of the items is “..when the dive bar on the corner stocks a selection of top-shelf single malt Scotches.”
Or, I could take you to North Beach to see if we can scrounge up some absinthe (the REAL stuff; not the version that’s now legal to import).
But if you REALLY want a drink with an umbrella, I can take you to the Tonga Room. That’s where ALL the tourists want to go…
You can’t put an umbrella in a pint of Guinness; the head’s too thick.
Actually, we’re good drinkers here; on the joke list of “You know you’re really in San Francisco…”, one of the items is “..when the dive bar on the corner stocks a selection of top-shelf single malt Scotches.”
Or, I could take you to North Beach to see if we can scrounge up some absinthe (the REAL stuff; not the version that’s now legal to import).
But if you REALLY want a drink with an umbrella, I can take you to the Tonga Room. That’s where ALL the tourists want to go…