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   Eryx said, 12 months ago

   That’s actually an illusion. David Copperfield replaced Lady Liberty with Chris Christie.
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   Radish said, 12 months ago

   If you legalize the chronic, there will be a need for the Big Gulp.
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   MortyForTyrant said, 12 months ago

   From Ghostbusters: “Nobody knows what she’s wearing under that toga…She is french, after all…”
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   masterskrain said, 12 months ago

   Like I said yesterday…maybe it’s actually a plan to raise tax revenues.
   Instead of collecting the taxes on a $.99 Big Gulp, the city and state of N.Y. will be able to collect the taxes on two $.79 “Large” drinks, so they are collecting on $1.58.
   It’s not much of a difference, but over the course of a year, thousands of times a day, it adds up.
   Of course, that dosen’t take into account the additional trash that will be generated…
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   Ms. Ima said, 12 months ago

   Does the new healthcare bill give free liposuction?
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   Jase99 said, 12 months ago

   ^ Lipo is used to tone targeted areas. They can’t take out more than a few pounds. If you loose too much weight too quickly, it can kill you. It happened to someone I knew who had the stomach bypass that was all the rage 5-10 years ago.
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   skipcarlsen said, 12 months ago

   That Idiot Bloomberg could be the poster child for why we all need smaller government!
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   masterskrain said, 12 months ago

   @skipcarlsen

   The sad part is that whenever someone gets into office on a promise of “Smaller Government”, the first thing they do is set up a committee to look into it, which requires several sub-committees, panels, advisory boards, and the like!
   Before long you have several hundred, (or more) bureaucrats trying to figure out how to “Make Government Smaller and More Efficient!”
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   ruff said, 12 months ago

   @Ms. Ima

   I don’t think so. But it will provide for a Lobotomy for cases like you.
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    Eryx said, 12 months ago

    @Jase99

    Like the brain?
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    dtroutma said, 12 months ago

    My niece had bariatric surgery, and ended up losing more than I weigh, she lost 196 pounds. Her main source of that weight she had gained? Soda consumption, and high “sugar” foods. Now she eats actual “food”, rid of the “junk” and is doing much better.
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    onguard said, 12 months ago

    Caution, Caution, Steeple: the Government will Give, but they will also take away.
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    Ms. Ima said, 12 months ago

    @ruff

    Then I will be EXACTLY like you.
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    Eryx said, 12 months ago

    @Ms. Ima

    Which would be a marked improvement.
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