Matt Davies by Matt Davies

Matt Davies

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  1. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    sigh They are so far ahead of us. We should be more divided and oppressed and saddled with debt.

  2. Ketira shena Pretarasedrin

    Ketira shena Pretarasedrin GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @BrassOrchid

    GAH! Be careful what you wish for – you may just get it!
    .
    Unless that was sarcasm, which is hard to do in the printed realm of newspapers & the Internet.

  3. MortyForTyrant

    MortyForTyrant said, about 2 years ago

    As a German, and an aspiring Tyrant, i would like to point out that European unity and peace would have been achievable 70 years ago if just anybody would (!) not (!!) have (!!!) resisted (!!!!) our Blitzkrieg!!!!!

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    After that slight bump in the road we had to do it the hard way by being prosperous, industrious, frugal, clever and thereby out-economy everybody on the planet. All these new measures (ESM, Eurobonds) are just financial weapons designed by Albert Speer days before the collapse of the third Reich! Hah!

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    We kept them in a drawer, biding our time, knowing that one day we could use them and – BLAM! – we got the right moment! Now that continental Europe is under German control (again) we just have to deal with the British. We will get them by using poisoned browser-cookies, no real Briton can withstand the urge for cookies with his tea!

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    Okay, to those who are thinking about flagging me, that was satire, a play on the notion that somehow Germany still wants to dominate the world. Get a picture of Angela Merkel on your screen. Look into her face. Really? I mean, really? Didn’t think so…

  4. Respectful Troll

    Respectful Troll said, about 2 years ago

    @MortyForTyrant

    The EU experiment, like our 200+year old experiment in a True Democracy, is ongoing. It is my prayer both of our governments will work through their prejudices and priorities for the common good of all.
    Respects
    (now, for something completely different)

    However, If it become NECESSARY. for you take the reigns of power into your own tyrannical hands, I give you the link below.

    http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

    Please, dear Tyrant….
    Always use your powers for good….
    and beer.
    facetiously,
    C.

  5. braindead08

    braindead08 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @MortyForTyrant

    Is this anything like Bush looking into Putin’s soul and pronouncing him someone we can do business with?

  6. MortyForTyrant

    MortyForTyrant said, about 2 years ago

    @braindead08

    Basically yes, but whenever I look into her face I see an nanny that goes “tsk, tsk, tsk” and reaches for a new nappy… Or to say it in the words of that fat dude from The Simpsons: “Worst. Overlord. Ever!” :-)

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