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Jul 7, 2014
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Jesus: My followers, when a child comes to your land seeking shelter...
You must extend your hand...
Jesus: ...to block their path while chanting "USA!"
And carry many a misspelled sign. 
Jesus: Go forth and create corporations! 
They shall NOT cover birth control, but Viagra is a-okay. 
Jesus: Is someone writing this down? 
Basic Christianity, people!
Jul 14, 2014
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