Matt Bors by Matt Bors

Matt Bors

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  1. Beau Nobo

    Beau Nobo said, 6 months ago

    He should have dollar signs in his eyes.

  2. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    And when it’s executed for high crimes, it will be a true “person”!

  3. Jase99

    Jase99 said, 6 months ago

    Primates already rule.

  4. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, 6 months ago

    HA! That’s what they think! Won’t be any fuel left by then. How will they run their little ape cars?

  5. AgentSmith101

    AgentSmith101 said, 6 months ago

    After reading this comic I’m shuddering uncontrollably on the inside.

  6. AgentSmith101

    AgentSmith101 said, 6 months ago

    @ossiningaling
    Apes poo don’t they?

  7. SizeofaPea

    SizeofaPea said, 6 months ago

    @ossiningaling

    Banana peel gasification?

  8. nemo5012

    nemo5012 said, 6 months ago

    @AgentSmith101

    yes but they usually throw it around

  9. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    We can’t be certain of the gender yet. It may be a socialist corporate collective. Or it may be an academic collective. I think FaceBook, the official gender arbiter and line judge of all things socially significant, recognizes 50 distinct genders these days. He may not be a CEO. He could be a Dean or a President or even a Chairman! Yay! Give that man a cigar.

  10. omQ Release the Desaparecidos

    omQ Release the Desaparecidos said, 6 months ago

    @SizeofaPea

    That’s a slippery slope right there.

  11. sw10mm

    sw10mm said, 6 months ago

    So the lib, Pelosi, helps write a bill that makes this possible and libs cheered. Now libs are crying?

  12. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    @sw10mm

    I want what I want when I want it, and fully reserve the right to fling the food, drink or toy that I had previously demanded from my high chair while crying out loudly.
    I am a tormented soul, after all, in an unjust world.

  13. AgentSmith101

    AgentSmith101 said, 5 months ago

    @nemo5012
    Hmmm. . . .true. Maybe we should genetically modify an ape that turns feces into money prior to pooing.

  14. Rx71Wm29

    Rx71Wm29 GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    And, the best part is, it’s wholly owned! Neat huh?

  15. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    @Rx71Wm29

    Tormented souls in an unjust world.
    I am sure that there is a special place in the inferno for stupid people, but I just can’t figure out why I’M Here!
    Heee-hee-heeeeee…

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