Mid u

Lunarbaboon

By Christopher Grady
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Jan 5, 2016
Small u
Husband: I'm a man! The sound of my muscles flexing can shatter a baby's teeth. If you connect the moles on my back you'll get a map to the gym. I kiss my car every night before bed. I kiss the neighbor's car every night before bed. 
Neighbor: What the hell is he doing?
Husband: I own a hammer. If my hammer was a woman I would make love to it. But my hammer is a man! So I watch sports with it and drink wi...
Wife: Enough! You don't have to do that everytime I fix something you can't!
Jan 7, 2016
Small u

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