Lucky Cow by Mark Pett

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  1. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, 12 months ago

    We used to call wedgies “melvins”. There was some new kid in school from another state who called them “turkeys”.

  2. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, 12 months ago

    I’m not sure if Melvin was the first guy to give a wedgie, or to get one.

  3. charlie rivers

    charlie rivers said, 12 months ago

    we used to call them “hinder(pronounced as high) binders” never got one, never gave one.

  4. sundogusa

    sundogusa said, 12 months ago

    We called them creepers! In my youth, two of us lifted another kid up so high, his skivvies ripped. All 3 of us laughed so hard we cried.

  5. LadyChel

    LadyChel said, 12 months ago

    Wow! Wonder how many different names there are for a wedgie?
    I never saw anyone get a wedgie, but then again, I’m betting wedgies were more popular in boy’s circles. BUT a friend of my bro’s gave me a wedgie in the swimming pool with my swimsuit, and like Sundogusa said, I was lifted out of the water with my bum on full display! Fortunately, my swimsuit didn’t rip : /.

  6. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, 12 months ago

    @prfesser

    My grandfather’s name was Melvin.
    That made it all the funnier to me.

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 12 months ago

    @sundogusa

    Yes bullies are sick and sadistic. They need mental therapy.

  8. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 12 months ago

    @prfesser

    Til you find out they are a psychopath who studies martial arts and you find yourself hobbled for life.

  9. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 12 months ago

    @LadyChel

    I never got one. I only found out later that even bullies don’t like to be near the “strange ones.” And I am one of them. (Wrong reactions to non verbal cues we all use subconsciously.

  10. LadyChel

    LadyChel said, 12 months ago

    @BRI-NO-MITE!!

    Hah! I don’t think many people can say that they associate “wedgies”, or “melvins”, with their grandfathers xD.

  11. LadyChel

    LadyChel said, 12 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Bully repellent! Well, whatever works. Maybe the bullies thought you were a psychopath who studied martial arts ;).

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 12 months ago

    @LadyChel

    No, because psychopaths blend in. Some of us don’t blend in for reasons of complex biology. A flaw in our genome. But it is an error that is too random to be stopped. However I am very good at using my alone time for education, drawing and the last 30 years writing. I don’t like being alone but it is too hard to make friends, harder now than when I was younger.

  13. LadyChel

    LadyChel said, 12 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    I’ve never thought of it that way, not fitting in as being more inherent than due to outside factors. Like, you learn to be an outcast rather than being born with it :P.
    Aw, that’s depressing though. You’re pulling at my heartstrings, Night-G! There are hundreds of thousands of people out there who are exactly like you. The trouble is finding those people, but you’re def not alone :).

  14. LOWRIDER84

    LOWRIDER84 said, 11 months ago

    We used to call them “deathwishes”.

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